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first guitar draft written in june 2011. re-adapted and lyrics written in january 2013. first released in aug 2013 on In Twain, very slightly modified and re-recorded may-june 2014.

open G#/C# capo 1 (or open G/C capo 2), key of A major.


I thought when I came home for Christmas, my bed would feel just as warm;
I'd sneak some box wine with my brother and it'd be just like before.
So we drank and played Gamecube in the basement
and I forgot why I used to hate him.
But all my things were inside boxes and I noticed it was cold out.
My parents move out in the spring so where do I call home now?

I went to see some high school friends, the winter drive was wonderful.
I came feeling nostalgic but just left feeling uncomfortable.
Was I ever content
if I don't like my friends?
I told you, old friend, when I saw you that I missed you so much;
That's a lie, I haven't even thought about you once.

Maybe my standards are too high;
But if I don't feel safe, then where am I?


from Entry​-​Level, released July 5, 2014
dan parshall: guitar, bass, vocals
alex temme: drums, vocals
erica belfie: vocals
jm conway: vocals
lola cohen: vocals




BONE BATS Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A two-or-three piece band from west philadelphia basements playing kinda-mathy, kinda-jazzy early-modest-mouse-type indie rock songs.

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