Jesus Could've Gotten Into Any Frat He Wanted

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oddly enough, guitar line written during a D&D session while trying to better roleplay a bard, late summer 2013. recorded may-june 2014.

standard tuning, key of E minor.


Many in the hands of the few—
what box can we put you into?
Combed, culled, and cataloged away,
don't start, there's nothing to say.

'cause here's what's alright to think,
and here is what bands can play.
Look good when you're throwing up in the sink.
Look good when you're standing next to the keg.

'cause who'd know you're here
unless you miss every set
taking pictures upstairs
to document time that you missed?


from Entry​-​Level, released July 5, 2014
dan parshall: guitar, vocals
alex temme: drums, bass




BONE BATS Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A two-or-three piece band from west philadelphia basements playing kinda-mathy, kinda-jazzy early-modest-mouse-type indie rock songs.

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